myunorthodoxworld:

The credits were sheer perfection!

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

sealcat:

sapphiretemplo:

DRAKE IS A FOOL


FUCK OFF DRAKE

sealcat:

sapphiretemplo:

DRAKE IS A FOOL

FUCK OFF DRAKE

mydogsnokes:

are u ever out with ur friends and u can’t stop thinking about a song and all u wanna do is go home and sit in the dark and listen to that song 45 times in a row

gayblowjob:

i feel this on a personal level

gayblowjob:

i feel this on a personal level


Do you two fall back into old routines when you meet?
HADER: For everyone around us, it sucks. What are they talking about? A butterfly and a bird on a branch?WIIG: [writer-director] Craig [Johnson] just had to deal with it on set: “O.K., they’re doing it again.”HADER: At “SNL,” we called it the Friday night crazies, because by Friday night, everyone’s exhausted. Kristen and I and Fred [Armisen] would really go bonkers.WIIG: You’d just hear over the loudspeakers, “O.K.! Guys! Please!”HADER: And I’d be fitting Kristen into a refrigerator. Or we’d do a thing where one of us would mouth the words on camera, and we’d do each other’s voices.WIIG: Everyone would be like, “Year 3 of that joke.”HADER: "And it’s never been funny."
THE NEW YORK TIMES, Kindred Spirits Try Something New – Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Star in ‘The Skeleton Twins’

Do you two fall back into old routines when you meet?

HADER: For everyone around us, it sucks. What are they talking about? A butterfly and a bird on a branch?
WIIG: [writer-director] Craig [Johnson] just had to deal with it on set: “O.K., they’re doing it again.”
HADER: At “SNL,” we called it the Friday night crazies, because by Friday night, everyone’s exhausted. Kristen and I and Fred [Armisen] would really go bonkers.
WIIG: You’d just hear over the loudspeakers, “O.K.! Guys! Please!”
HADER: And I’d be fitting Kristen into a refrigerator. Or we’d do a thing where one of us would mouth the words on camera, and we’d do each other’s voices.
WIIG: Everyone would be like, “Year 3 of that joke.”
HADER: "And it’s never been funny."

THE NEW YORK TIMES, Kindred Spirits Try Something New – Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Star in ‘The Skeleton Twins’

sallykie:

A collection of Toothless thinking “we’re gonna die”.

giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

awkward-fallen-angel:

spooniestrong:

electricarc:

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Been playing with this concept for a while.

I love this. So much.

this should be posted everywhere

awkward-fallen-angel:

spooniestrong:

electricarc:

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Been playing with this concept for a while.

I love this. So much.

this should be posted everywhere

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

perissologist:

kidswithhats:

story time!!!

so in biology, this kid kept looking at his crotch and moving his hands back and forth, and we were all wondering what he was doing and the teacher saw and told him to show her what he was doing and hE WAS FUCKING CROCHETING UNDER HIS JACKET OMG. HE HAD A BALL OF YARN ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD AND A SCARF ABOUT 3/4 OF HIS HEIGHT

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