
TOTES A DORB.

TOTES A DORB.
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
His dimples are unf
“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)
au: officer jonathan toews made a name for himself as ‘officer serious,’ that guy who took things just a little too seriously, he works hard and that’s about it. patrick kane is known as ‘candy kane’ in englewood, the 23-year old brooklyn-boy who will do anything (including harbor a marijuana plant and occasionally steal) to support himself and his sisters. the two opposites meet in a squad car after patrick is arrested for assaulting a man in a bar. though not hitting it off immediately, the two become ‘friendly’ after jonathan arrests patrick a second time, oddly enough. through the course of six months, jonny helps patrick (who he now refers to as ‘kaner’) earn a GED, hooks him up with a job as a janitor at a high school he frequents, and he even finds kaner and his sisters an apartment in a better neighbourhood- which he coincidentally lives in. he develops a flaming, gay crush on the yutz and is unaware of how obvious it is to everyone else (but kaner, of course) until one of kaner’s sisters spells (literally, during a scrabble game) it out for the two of them. gay is a three letter word; seven points.
mondays
math homework
people asking you to hang out
waking up before noon

5th grade yearbook (x)